Gastor Almonte - Reverse Drive-By - This Is Not Happening

Instead of depositing the money his dad asked him to, Gastor Almonte spends a chunk of it on a pizza party – and loses even more when he gets mugged. (Contains strong language.)

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Now hosted by Roy Wood Jr., This Is Not Happening features long-form storytelling from stand-up comedians, musicians and more. These outrageous stories show why real-life experiences always make the best material.

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